As busy as Alex Mashinsky is, he still manages to take time for his family. Here we have a home photo of Alex teaching ethics to his kids. “You’ve got to pick a pocket or two”, he’s overheard saying. What a wealth of knowledge and virtue Alex Mashinsky is and how highly his family must think of him. Keep it up Alex, we hear you may be busy soon with some court dates!

Failed businessman Alex Mashitsky was spotted on the streets of lower Manhattan today running a new business venture. When asked if he was at all concerned about the forthcoming criminal lawsuits against him for the alleged criminal theft, misconduct and… Read More »Failed businessman Alex Mashitsky starting new business venture in NY

In a bizarre turn of events, failed business man Alex Mashitsky was apprehended this morning by Cuban officials attempting to enter the country illegally. As former CEO of the now bankrupt, Celsius Network LLC, Alex and his wife Krissy are currently under investigation for securities fraud and gross, criminal mismanagement of billions of dollars of customer funds.

My name is Alex Mashitsky. You may know me by my many failed ventures. I’ve created this site to show you the real me. Scum bag, failed business “man” and overall con artist. My favorite activities are deflecting blame, claiming I invented VOIP and telling people lies in order to get their money. I hope this site serves to profile my achievements and give you a deeper sense of the real me, Alex Mashitsky. …after all, if a Mashitsky’s is involved, you know it’s a scam!