Failed businessman Alex Mashitsky was spotted on the streets of lower Manhattan today running a new business venture. When asked if he was at all concerned about the forthcoming criminal lawsuits against him for the alleged criminal theft, misconduct and misrepresentation of his former company Celsius, Alex had this to say, “I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about things, I just go with what I know. Now, keep your eye on the queen! $10 will get you $20, just follow the queen and you can’t lose. Easy peasy!”
When pressed about his involvement in defrauding people out of billions of dollars, Alex had this to say, “Hey, I’m a scumbag, what do you want? I lie, I cheat and I steal. Why do you think I moved to the United States. Hahaha. Seriously though, got a ten spot?”